Chapter 2: Durian-flavored condoms

"No need, you are in charge of Aiya Hospital." He added at the end, "Tonight."

I won't go; I still need to go home to manage the store

Miss, you have not settled the bill yet

The car door opened with a sound, and the newcomer climbed into the back seat, beginning to rummage through various pockets, large and small. A compass, a dagger, a peach wood sword, a handgun, a water gun, as well as some silver bullets and numerous bottles and jars, all seemed to come from the pocket of Doraemon, leaving one to wonder how she managed to fit them all in.

This... little Tang had all his features squished together, looking at him with utmost innocence

Why is your face so red, Yue?

What is this? Jiang Xiaosi was completely baffled, and seeing that the situation was not good, Li Yueyi stealthily slipped away.

Is it the case of the suicide by jumping from a building

As he picked up the bag that had been settled and packed, he turned around and walked away. However, Jiang Xiaosi noticed that there was a large cabbage awkwardly stuffed inside his bag

This person possesses an absolutely magnificent voice, akin to the silky touch of caressing velvet, yet the tone is stern and cold

The slender, slanting ink mark resembles a touch of red paint, yet it is not drawn on rice paper but rather in the night sky, without any blurring or shimmering effect, dense and distinctly black and white, bright as a morning star. However, the light that flickers forth is chillingly sharp, causing anyone who sees it to feel a tightening in their heart, as if they have been completely seen through

Of course, who called you, uncle

The Beijiao Prison in Taoyuan City was characteristically quiet in the morning, when suddenly a sharp and piercing scream erupted, resembling the wails of ghosts and wolves, echoing in the air above the prison for a long time. The volume of the sound exceeded the limits of human capability, striking terror into the hearts of all who heard it

Team Lin ... ... your cigarette ... ...

Shen Koudan devoured the apple while beginning to remove her clothes

His body trembled uncontrollably, and he forced himself not to look out the window, not to think about what the enticing void beneath the height of 19 floors might be like. Yet the wind howled against the window, calling to him, as if it wanted to seep in through every crack, chilling him to the bone. Sweating profusely, he gritted his teeth and rushed forward, pulling out a large roll of transparent tape from the drawer, hurriedly sealing all the gaps in the window, as if he were desperately competing against someone.

Lin Qiang waved his hand helplessly and said, "Go quickly and return quickly"

At this moment, a man in uniform took advantage of the chaos to walk out of the prison and stopped beside a red sports car parked not far away

"Yes, and it's quite impressive." Finally, there were a few more words. Koudan sighed, not understanding why Shen Mo spoke normally in person but transformed like this when on the phone

Let's go, I will treat you to tomato juice

In a state of anxiety and panic, she attempted to explain to the person. However, the individual merely let out a cold laugh and scrutinized her from head to toe

Are you preparing to go to the site or just returning from it

Xiao Tang then held up the umbrella and ran off, driving straight towards T University campus

Xiao Si was filled with passion, feeling as if every cell in her body was on fire. Oh heavens, she had finally found her long-awaited Prince Charming!

Li Yueyi lowered her head, feeling guilty as she quietly observed the long lines on either side. Fortunately, there were no acquaintances around.

Little Si, accompany me to the supermarket

Lin Qiang squatted under the eaves, frowning as he gazed at the corpse not far away, smoking a cigarette. Despite the rain, a crowd had gathered around, and the reporters' flashlights continued to flicker incessantly.

Today's middle school students are truly ... ...

"You said it yourself, right? Is it okay if I take a few more bottles?" Jiang Xiaosi happily hugged two bottles, then three, and continued until she had taken six or seven bottles, unable to hold any more before stopping. She thought she should have brought a cart.

What else can we do? We can go shopping

Lin Qiang pondered over mhetushu.com for quite some time before saying: "Give him a call and ask him to come to the site to take a look." He and Shen Mo had an inherent clash of energies; one could not stand the other.

Rest assured, this time I have made thorough preparations

Ah, it's not like that, let me explain! Jiang Xiaosi was almost about to rush over and cling to the person's leg, but was stopped by the salesgirl.

I am in the car, just released from prison

"I told you to take out the items from the bag to check out." The person in front finally began to show some anger

Xiao Si then happily followed the person, wandering around the supermarket.

Little Tang

No.

Before Koudan could protest again, it had already ended.

Do you really have to be taken to the police station before you are willing to hand it over

Li Yueyi, you truly have a wicked sense of humor

Is it really the work of ghosts?

Xiao Tang looked around and said, "I might as well drive to the school to pick him up."

Xiao Tang, feeling helpless, bent over and leaned in with a flattering smile, saying: "How about this, Team Leader Lin, shall we invite Professor Shen over?"

As soon as class was dismissed in the afternoon, Jiang Xiaosi was pulled out of the classroom by her deskmate, Li Yueyi

Coudan, your uncle is calling.

Return

It seems that you still have some accounts to settle

Is everything going smoothly

Although there was no one in the driver's seat, the car started automatically. The windshield was set to an external blur mode, otherwise someone might be frightened.

Finally, he even took out an apple and stuffed it into his mouth

He curled up on the bed, desperately suppressing the desires deep within his heart, almost covering his head with the blanket. In the nearly ten-square-meter room, the heat was suffocating, yet he had tightly shut the doors and windows, causing every bacterium in the air to ferment. No matter how much his family knocked on the door from outside, he paid them no mind

Lin Qiang looked down and realized that he had forgotten to take off the gloves he used to examine the corpse, and blood had stained the cigarette. Feeling even more irritated, he threw the cigarette and the book onto the ground and stomped on them, then took off the gloves and threw them at Xiao Tang's face

Ah?

Jiang Xiaosi sighed deeply, feeling utterly distressed to be misunderstood in such a way

Wuwuwu, is this a mistake? This is labor abuse! Shen Koudan lay on her seat, pounding it repeatedly, and finally decided to stop complaining and make the most of her time to sleep

Then a deep, highly magnetic voice emerged, capable of captivating one's ears merely through sound. Unfortunately, the tone was excessively serious and indifferent, with each sentence being remarkably brief.

Do you need help

At that moment, the computer screen lit up with a "pop," and he heard the familiar sound of QQ notifications. His face instantly turned as pale as paper, and he slowly and stiffly turned his head, like a long-rusted tin man. The power cable of the computer lay carelessly on the ground, while the QQ dialog box automatically popped up, displaying several lines of text in bright red font.

Koudan yawned, barely bothering to open her eyes, curled up in the back seat like a little kitten

His body felt as if struck by lightning, and he revealed a sinister and eerie smile. His movements were so fluid they resembled a dance. He took an MP3 player from his backpack, put on the headphones, and turned the volume up to the maximum. Then, he retrieved a sturdy black plastic bag from the drawer, placed it over his head, and tightened it. He tore off the tape, opened the window, climbed onto the windowsill, and, facing the wind, spread his arms wide, singing loudly along with the song from the MP3. The plastic bag expanded and contracted with his breath, resembling a fish on the verge of death. He tore off the tape, opened the window, climbed onto the windowsill, and, facing the wind, spread his arms wide, singing loudly along with the song from the MP3. The plastic bag expanded and contracted with his breath, resembling a fish on the verge of death

Xiao Tang walked over with an umbrella, a hint of disgust visible on his face

May I go tomorrow night instead? I want to go back to sleep, I am so tired!" Koudan began to roll around with the pillow, acting coy.

Lin Qiang raised his eyebrows: "Didn’t the bureau just assign him a mobile phone last time?"

Preoccupied with swallowing her saliva, she did not notice in the slightest that Li Yueyi had quietly slipped something into her bag

The heavy rain poured down

What are you doing

and the books are brought in

Jiang Xiaosi had never seen anyone with such sharp, ice-like eyes, nor had he encountered anyone with such a perfect nose and attractive thin lips. Most importantly, he was also RH positive

At this moment, Jiang Xiaosi was left dumbfounded

It turned out to be a pregnancy test strip and a box of durian-flavored condoms

Jiang Xiaosi remained in a foolish state, gazing at this man whose outline was defined by the night, whose spirit was embodied by the moon, and whose eyes sparkled like stars, all while possessing RH blood type. She couldn't help but swallow hard, exclaiming in admiration, how imposing he is!

Shen Koudan smiled proudly, her eyes squinting into a narrow slit. She quickly finished the apple, removed the disguise of the man from her face and head, changed out of the prison guard uniform into pajamas, and dozed off in the car while hugging a bone-shaped pillow

Li Yueyi, you are doomed tomorrow

"Koudan, has the task been completed smoothly?" A slightly mechanical yet charming childlike voice emanated from the car horn

The sound that came from "The kitten opens the door" was unexpectedly a woman's voice

At the same time, she unexpectedly caught a whiff of an enticing aroma of RH mixed with a faint scent of tea wafting from behind her, a delightful sensation that made her feel both alive and tormented. She excitedly turned around, ready to transform into a wolf and pounce. However, under the oppressive chill emanating from the other person, she couldn't help but shiver.

I absolutely detest cleaning prisons and hospitals; they are incredibly filthy. I had to deal with so much at once. I spent all night yesterday and part of this morning cleaning, and to my surprise, I encountered a major issue at the end, almost allowing it to escape. Now I am both hungry and exhausted. I will drive home and sleep.

Jiang Xiaosi, seething with anger, turned her head and discovered that the culprit had already fled. Did she forget that her family runs a store specializing in romantic and fun products? How could such items come to buy in a supermarket instead of her shop? Is this for real?

Where... Li Yueyi looked around anxiously, her demeanor conflicted and at a loss.

I am just afraid that you are being overconfident, so you intend to go back for revenge this time

This is not the point; the point is how she could slander her in front of such a handsome man in this *picture* book! She has lost all her face that she has accumulated over a thousand years.

The prison is the place with the heaviest atmosphere of hostility in the entire Taoyuan City, and the supernatural beings are naturally formidable; it is just fine as long as I don't get hurt like last time

The prison guards were puzzled, wondering if someone was up to no good. They checked each cell, yet found no one injured or attempting to escape.

On a summer night, the pitch-black sky is occasionally pierced by one or two flashes of lightning, with rain potentially imminent. The heavy clouds resemble black plastic bags filled with water, weighing down on one's heart and making it hard to breathe.

The hair is slightly longer than that of an average person, and the color is exceptionally pure, a deep black that seems to absorb all light.

The bewildered Jiang Xiaosi still did not react, making a gesture of invitation: "You go ahead."

Another gust of wind blew in, and he faced the wind, gracefully leaping from the window in a soaring posture. In that moment of landing, it seemed as if he could hear the sound of his bones breaking, echoing from a distant horizon

Just as Jiang Xiaosi was about to finish paying the bill and leave, the back of his collar was suddenly grabbed by someone and pulled back.

The person in front of her had completely lost patience, opened Jiang Xiaosi's bag, and took out the items that Li Yueyi had previously stuffed into her bag.

The person before me is dressed in a black Tang suit, featuring a simple design made from top-quality fabric, exuding a subtle yet luxurious elegance. The collar is high, and the buttons are fastened all the way up to the chin, imparting an air of conservatism and restraint.

Check out! Those enchanting lips impatiently uttered two words.

In the past month, seven people have died, each one committing suicide by jumping from a building with a plastic bag tied around their head. Their bones were completely shattered, and their brains were collected in a bag, creating a scene as horrifying as one can imagine. It seems to have exceeded the normal scope of their investigation, yet Team Leader Lin is stubbornly insisting on not allowing him to seek out Professor Shen

"Is that all you bought?" Jiang Xiaosi looked at the single pack of Wangzai QQ candy in Li Yueyi's hand, feeling somewhat guilty.

Where is it

Yes